Easier ways: 1) When he/she says they are a computer scientist, say "oh so you'r...

FiZ · on March 28, 2011

3) "Can you fix my printer?"

tdfx · on March 28, 2011

Recommended steps: power cycle, kick, replace

zbanks · on March 28, 2011

To the human or the printer?

Stormbringer · on March 29, 2011

Maakuth · on March 29, 2011

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p85xwZ_OLX0

stewiecat · on March 28, 2011

I worked for a guy that called us all "button pushers".

endtime · on March 28, 2011

I once got, from a finance guy, in all seriousness: "So, you're the CTO...I guess you must have a lot of gadgets at home...?"

My response was along the lines of "Actually, when I was in grad school I spent most of my time on theoretical computer science and artificial intelligence." A little obnoxious, sure, but he deserved it.

paydro · on March 28, 2011

What does "PC LOAD LETTER" mean?!

Stormbringer · on March 29, 2011

It means MS Word screwed you over again, this time by switching from A4 to Letter while you weren't looking. Damn Americans and their Imperialist defaults! :D

Luyt · on March 28, 2011

It means your TPS Report cover sheet has jammed the printer.

CallMeV · on March 28, 2011

Ask him if that means that he can write games for the XBox or Nintendo consoles.

ohashi · on March 29, 2011

Have you tried turning it on and off again?