* Be androgynous, bald, and the same build as everyone else on the planet. Other people's clothing is the only access control governing access to secure areas.
* Nobody will ever think to look in closets or deep freezers.
* A white man in a turban or a giant crow costume will attract no attention anywhere.
* Nobody will ask questions when you show up to someone else's shift wearing their bloodstained, hole-riddled uniform.
* If you drop an obvious explosive device in a crowded area, a helpful security guard will always come along shortly to retrieve and deliver it to the nearest lost-and-found.
>>A white man in a turban or a giant crow costume will attract no attention anywhere.
Funny you say that. There's an interview on YT with retired Delta Force Sergeant Major nicknamed "Shrek". He mentioned how he used to do solo reconnaissance missions in Afghanistan, dressed as a local. When asked how he pulled this off, being a large white man with a weak command of the local languages, he replied: "Pretend to be a retard, and just grunt/mumble responses when stopped at checkpoints. You'd be surprised how NOBODY wants to deeply interrogate and anger a retard carrying an AK-47."
* Be androgynous, bald, and the same build as everyone else on the planet. Other people's clothing is the only access control governing access to secure areas.
* Nobody will ever think to look in closets or deep freezers.
* A white man in a turban or a giant crow costume will attract no attention anywhere.
* Nobody will ask questions when you show up to someone else's shift wearing their bloodstained, hole-riddled uniform.
* If you drop an obvious explosive device in a crowded area, a helpful security guard will always come along shortly to retrieve and deliver it to the nearest lost-and-found.